February 11, 2010

Human Communication is Hysterical

"Good morning, Benefits, this is John"

::audible music in the background::

(Very effeminate voice) "Good morning! How are you doing?"

"I'm doing well. May I ask who is calling?"

"This is Anthony, calling from Bantu!"

"Oh yes, Anthony, I believe we spoke yesterday."

"I.....I don't think so?"

"You're calling about Portals, right?"

"Yes!"

"Yes, I spoke to you yesterday. You hung up on me."

::long pause, at least 5 seconds.::

"Uh, I wasn't supposed to call you back. Sorry."

::phone hangs up abruptly::

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