Boy on a broken block

Shuffles his backpack, wears it

Backwards on his front

So the books won't hurt his back

The Tina Effect

Tina is the name of the first woman in New York that I asked out following my difficult breakup with Lucy.  She was pretty, quirky, she liked the same music as me, and made me laugh, and so I decided to ask her to dinner.

After four dates, it seemed forced and strange.  She kept agreeing to see me, kept letting me pay for dinner, kept laughing and saying she had a great time, and also never showed me signs that her interest increased beyond that surface stuff.

And she was doing me a great service, because I didn’t really like Tina.  She did this strange animal voice and rudely cut off conversation.  I also wasn’t that physically attracted to her.  This isn’t a knock to her, she’s pretty, just not the person I saw myself desiring and wanting that I expect as a potential partner.

Yet through this I persisted.  I agreed to a fifth date, I talked to her friends, I kept going on and on and eventually went ahead and kissed her.  It was uneventful and not passionate.  I was trying so hard for a woman I didn’t want, who didn’t want me, who allowed me to pursue her, while I myself did not want to pursue her.

And then comes the crux of the situation - Tina says she doesn’t feel the spark “physically” that she really needs and thinks we should be friends.  Well, exactly.  Same here.  But somehow I got offended.  I got hurt slightly.  My pride, more than anything, got wounded.  But why?!  This is a woman I did not want, who I did not even lust after, who I found to be mildly frustrating.  Why?

Because Me dating is a performance. No different than being on a stage acting out lines.  I say things I have never, ever said to people while I’m on a date.  Phrases like “fair point, fair point” I say when a woman says something I blatantly disagree with, so as not to stir the pot.  I have never uttered those words in conversation, ever!  Louis C.K. says men are 8 guys in one on a date, and he’s right.  It’s so hard to feel comfortable in my own skin when I’m with a woman, because I immediately feel she wants me to dance like a fool on stage, “dance, monkey, dance!” “Show me why I should like you.”  The pressure is on me to impress them, not the other way around.  The power sits with them, and I pay for everything, never try to be confrontational, and am this vanilla and nondescript nice guy, who isn’t heavily one thing or another, and tries to downplay his own accomplishments and passions, under the expectation that I might be coming off as a braggart.

They, meanwhile, in my view, can sit back as the Don Corleone of the situation and decide whether or not to invest in me.  I’m the pharmaceutical salesman of the dating world.  She doesn’t squirm, she doesn’t waver, she speaks confidently about her life and her passions, states her opinions on topics, and doesn’t care if I’m not familiar with them.  She knows I’m pursuing and therefore sits back and gets pursued.

I’m not angry or upset about this phenomenon, because I create it.  I set up that dichotomy and perpetuate it over the course of a few dates.  I set up the situation where I have never been myself on a date, not even for an instance, and she in turn is pretty sure that she doesn’t like who I am or isn’t sure who I am.  She knows, however, that I’m a good guy, and she’s right.  I know I’m one of the all-time good ones.  And in life I’m on point with so many things that are important to me, and I’m successful and ambitious.  But it never comes through, because I was too busy performing.

Because I’m performing, I want to please whomever I’m acting for, and in the case here, it’s Tina.  So a rejection by Tina is a rejection of my own dating style, the person I worked so hard to project, but was never really me.  It led me to pursue women (there are a bunch more, trust me) who I didn’t really want, who are perfectly nice and attractive, but not for me.  There’s nothing wrong with them, but they are not right for me.  Nor am I for them.  But I always persist.

I don’t know how to stop the Tina Effect.  Maybe I never will.  I always know my encounters with women go better when I’m surrounded by friends, because I can be myself, snarky, darkly funny, and passionate.  They can see me get out of my seat because of a song lyric or movie quote.  I can gesticulate and sing and point at others.  I can be me: loud, observant, funny me.  I don’t worry about being “found out” to be a chubby unsuccessful loser, something I act on a date to avoid (it’s also not true).

I think the real byproduct of the Tina Effect on me is I’m 30 and single, and nearly everyone else around me is not.  It’s not the worst thing, because I am totally free to come and go, but I definitely long to share my life with someone, well, the right one.  And my biggest regret this year is letting a few really quality women fall through my fingertips because I haven’t been able to move past the Tina Effect.  I have been so busy performing that I never got the chance to enjoy their company, to soak in the present moment, and see for myself how I felt.  In turn, they politely declined to see me again.  I had it coming.

On Teaching, updated

John Schmitt
Personal Statement
Masters of Arts, Adolescent Education – Social Studies

In March of this year, I left my life as a successful musician and songwriter living in Brooklyn to spend 4 weeks walking the Camino de Santiago in northern Spain. During this time I walked over 500 miles in rural villages, climbed a dozen mountains, made friends with people from all over the world, and experienced more living in 4 weeks than most do in forty years.

One day in particular, I was due to climb the mountain O Cebreiro, the most daunting and famous ascent on the Camino. The night before I had learned of the bombing at the Boston Marathon, and the tragedy weighed on me in a palpable way, so much in fact that I insisted on walking alone that day. I had taken up distance running less than a year ago, and the running community had welcomed my friends in America and me with open arms; we had enveloped our lives in a culture of positivity, health, and support. That the very community I had come to cherish was the one attacked by an act of terrorism only made the tragedy sting more. I decided to “carry” my running friends and community with me, both in thought and prayer, and ascend mighty O Cebreiro.

After 5 miles of relentless climbing, I reached the top of the mountain, and the vast expanse of Galicia lay out in front of me. I thought of all the dreams cut short today, not just in loss of life and injury, but those who had trained for years to triumph in Boston, only to have the race stopped and marred by this senseless act. At the same time I thought of a discussion I’d had with another pilgrim who told me the most important thing one must do upon completing the Camino is to take the lessons home with you, to be the change you wanted to see in others.

In that moment atop O Cebreiro, I vowed to be an instrument of change in this world, to work to educate children on the lessons of the past, and to get to work on it as soon as I got back. I would be a history teacher so this sort of thing might stop happening, so that our children can possibly break the cycle of killing and fear.

My favorite teachers in both high school and college were all history teachers who instilled in me a great understanding of historical cause-and-effect. I learned that by understanding the lessons of the past, as they relate to the present, we can shape and hopefully better our future. I believe the role of social studies educators is crucial in helping form this better future, and I know that this is my calling in life.

Current educators and teachers that I know have told me that this is "not the time" to get into the profession. Instead of deterring me, this sentiment only fuels my desire to take up the challenge of educating our children at a time when budgets, resources, and opportunities seem to be less and less. Now more than ever, we have a duty to ensure that the students are always our main focus so we can continue to better their futures.

Upon obtaining my Masters of Arts in Adolescent Education in Social Studies, along with my New York State Teachers Certification, I will begin work immediately on educating our youth and use my talents in music to enhance the classroom experience. I will also volunteer my talents and experience with distance running and baseball to coach students and promote an active lifestyle after school.

In every encounter of my professional life, whether it be volunteering at Mt. Sinai Hospital playing music for the Pediatric Floor, my work as a music teacher in Palo Alto, CA, or time spent amongst my wonderfully large family, I have found an absolute love of and connection with children.  I am motivated by their positive energy, have a great affinity for watching them blossom and grow, and want to be a part of that process.  I wish not only to educate them academically but seek to be a supportive role model and mentor.  Through my work I hope to stay true to the promise I made to myself atop O Cebreiro many weeks ago: to better our world, one child at a time.

3:28 AM

I sleep a peace tonight

In the filling up

Maximum capacity

Of my satiated soul

All good things come

After 3 A.M.

Chords resolve

My name appears in songs

And credits roll on another 

Spin around the earth. 

I took care of my body today

And found a medium sized comfort

In what I took in, and enjoyed

And I worked my legs until they ached

My lungs til they ached

My fingers until they ached

My eyes til they ached

In the soreness 

I've come to enjoy

Is the satisfaction

That I took advantage of

Every minute today

The room is tidy

Laundry is done

Money in the bank

Clients satisfied

Surrounded by a peace

I scaled mountains to find

And bring home. 

See you, Tomorrow. 

Why I want to be a Teacher

John Schmitt
Personal Statement

In March of this year, I left my life as a successful musician and songwriter living in Brooklyn to spend 4 weeks walking the Camino de Santiago in northern Spain.  During this time I walked over 500 miles in rural villages, climbed a dozen mountains, made friends with people from all over the world, and experienced more living in 4 weeks than most do in 40 years.

One of the many things I took away from going on this historic pilgrimage was a clear understanding of what I wanted to do with my life.  I vowed to be an instrument of change in this world, to work to educate children on the lessons of the past, and to get to work on it as soon as I got back.  It is my goal to teach history and social studies to adolescents.

My favorite teachers in both high school and college were all history teachers that instilled in me a great understanding of historical cause-and-effect.  I learned that by understanding the lessons of the past, as they relate to the present, we can shape and hopefully better our future.  I believe the role of social studies educators is crucial in helping form this better future, and I know that this is my calling in life.

When I have told those around me my desire to become an educator, I was told numerous times that this is "not the time" to get into the profession. Instead of deterring me, this sentiment only fuels my desire to take up the challenge of educating our children at a time when budgets, resources, and opportunities seem to be less and less.

Upon obtaining my Masters of Arts in Adolescent Education in Social Studies, along with my New York State Teachers Certification, I will begin work immediately on educating our youth, and use my talents in music to enhance the classroom experience.  I will also volunteer my talents and experience with distance running and baseball to coach students and promote an active lifestyle after school as well.

I am incredibly excited at the potential opportunity to study and become an educator.

Hubris from Icarus to Richard Nixon

There is a Truth learned by the Broken:
That loving righteously without pretense
Or condition,
And then the subsequent distortion
Or unfortunate circumstances
Or abuse
Of said love,
Ultimately leading to its Death,
Are overwhelmingly worth
The overwhelming pain.

If I am not guided by Principles
By concepts I believe can propel and push
Me and my fellow Man forward
Concepts like Infinite Patience in Sight of Family or Strained Friendships
Concepts like 
Relationships no longer being transactions between two people
No longer being equivocation, 
One hand giving
And the other awaiting repayment
Concepts like love being an outward force
The pushes outward out of necessity
And not to attain or capitalize 
On someone else's vulnerability;
Well, if I am not guided by these Principles,
Then am I any less Awake than the lazy dog
That sits outside?
Is there any distinction between he and I
Besides the fact that I live for my brothers and sisters
For my Family and Lover
For my God and my Truth?
It is the only separation.

Therefore,
If I reap the benefits and blessings
Of my Principle-Guided Life
Which brings another kindred soul
To walk my path with me
For no matter how long
Then, though parting is such deep sorrow,
I am forever grateful for this Gift.

We must not stack up our outward gifts as trophies
They do not exist within us anymore
We give freely, without condition
And the receiver chooses to do as he or she sees fit.
Gifts of self to others 
Should never be gateways to Overweening Pride
The Hubris that brought down
Everyone from Icarus
To Richard Nixon

So we, the Broken
Were never any less perfect
Than before
Our Truth lies in the cracks.
It forms in the aftermath
Of others who swung the Hammer.

30s

I'm going to be a high school Social Studies teacher.

I'm going to run a marathon. 

I'm going to weigh under 200 pounds. 

I'm going to fluently speak Spanish. 

I'm going to walk the Camino del Norte.

I'm going to release a new album, work towards it's success, and grow my music career. 

I'm going to meet a beautiful, intelligent, compassionate woman with whom we will share our lives. 

I will save money, but not obsess about it. 

I will be a man for others, and not accept silence or estrangement as means of dealing with other people. 

I will embrace my new decade of life with a ferocity, vigor, and grace that it will shine a humble light to others around me. 

O Cebreiro

Three weeks into walking the Camino, you're a hardened veteran.  You have seen and been so many places, braved every element (most notably the temperamental Spanish weather), been lost, alone, weeping, laughing, screaming, running, crawling - living.  Your feet, once a constant source of fatigue, pain, and therefore, attention, now glide underneath you. It was at this point where "the Camino walks YOU" as Aussie Joe told me.  I was beginning to see what he meant.

I had just left Villafranca around 8am after little sleep.  Last night around 7pm I learned that someone had bombed the Boston Marathon, and details were hazy.  Friends of mine had checked in on social media to say they were safe, others I still hadn't heard from.  No one knew who had done it or why, but I feared the worst. The worst, for me, would be a Muslim fundamentalist terrorist, stoking the fire of another prolonged war for my country and theirs.  It was making me physically ill.  I wasn't sure how Obama would respond in this situation - after all, we never thought Bush was going to be the War Hawk he turned out to be.  I was restless and anxious as I stayed up until 1am.  In non-Camino terms, it's like staying up until 6am.  Most pilgrims are asleep around 10.

The bombing to me, for many reasons, was crushing.  Besides the senseless loss of life, and the potential for a steeper armed conflict to arise, the hardest thing for me to deal with was the population that was attacked: runners.

You see, I started running about 8 months prior, and had just completed my first half marathon: 13.1 miles of glory running through Washington, DC.  I finished in 2 hours, 28 minutes, all despite sciatica in my lower back, a blood blister on my toe, and friction burns on my inner thigh that was later classified as more a wound than a skin abrasion.

Leading up to this race, I spent three months running in blizzard conditions in Buffalo, also running with friends in New York, and did 5 other races of varying distances.  I joined the New York Road Runners, and began to run a race every other week or so.  I found a community of people of all shapes, sizes, and abilities, who cared not about how fast you were, what shoes you wore, or what your religion or politics were.  They were all always encouraging and open.  The running community embraced my friends and me with open arms, and we now had this subculture we could dive into, with medals, T-shirts, and most importantly, health all as trophies.

That the community welcomed us all was never lost on me, and any chance I got to spread the similar love to other folks, I would.  The last mile of every race, when I typically gun it, I cheer on those around me, telling them they "got this!" Or to "keep it up!"  Yes, I am that guy.

So when I stood in line to get my medal engraved at the finish line at RFK Stadium in Washington, and a man who had just finished the marathon was standing next to me, I couldn't help myself. 

"Hey man, congrats on the marathon! What was your time?" He said something like 3 hours, 30 minutes.  "Wow, I can't imagine. I mean, I'm hobbled and I only did half of what you did.  That's incredible." And I meant it.  I couldn't imagine having to run that same distance again after just finishing it.  The crowning athletic achievement of my life to that point, was only half of what this man had just run, and much faster than I. However, it was his response to me that typifies the runners' culture.

"Hey, thanks very much.  You know, 13.1 is no joke either.  You should be really proud of yourself," as he put his hand on my shoulder.  I muttered out a thank you, as most compliments I ever receive make me squirm.

And that was the extent of our conversation, and he was off somewhere, and I to meet my friends for our free post-race beer.

It was this man's world, and seemingly my world: one of health, tolerance, acceptance, respect, and joy in movement, that had been so mercilessly attacked.  That is why it affected me so deeply.

Everything this morning was about Boston for me.  It was also O Cebreiro day. On the Camino, while we typically had been finding days to walk alone, or speed ahead, there was a clear understanding that this climb, by far the steepest on the entire trip, was going to test our mettle and our mental toughness.  There would be no maverick loners on this climb.  We would go at it together.  So we thought.

I left in the morning praying the rosary quietly to myself, for those hurt and affected by the bombing, as I walked down the valley, along a motorway, inching closer and closer to the final province on the Camino: Galicia.  Arrival in O Cebreiro, at the top of the mountain would be the gateway to the final 180 km to Santiago.  I prayed for restraint by my government, for not rushing to judgement, for all those runners who had their glory day ruined.  I prayed as if an innocent person or animal had been slaughtered, my heart heavy and very sad.  While I did not walk alone per se, I made it clear in broken Spanish to Pedro and Manuel that I wished to walk "solo," and then showed them the rosaria I was using to pray.  They understand immediately, and motioned about a bomb and "Boss-tone." "Si, si, Boston. Soy un ..." And then I made a runners motion, and they understood.  These were my people, my new friends, who had been hit.  They spoke in Spanish, clearly upset, and I was able to make out Manuel saying in disgust "people are fucking crazy." They left me alone and walked on slightly ahead.  I resolved that today's climb, the toughest one to date, would be for my runners, my new friends.  For Boston.

After an hour, my rosary was finished, and I began to socialize more.  Peter, my new friend from Holland, and I walked about 3 hours together, getting to know each other more.  We shared about our lives, our reasons for pilgrimage, and our aspirations for when we were done.  Peter was battling terrible blisters, and was unsure if his body was allow him to climb all the way up O Cebreiro today, but I encouraged him to do so.

We stopped for lunch, ran into Aussie Joe and the Canadian women, and it was also the first time I met Cristina, a beautiful Spanish woman who would walk with us the rest of the way to Santiago.  Joe, a towering man who looks much younger than he is, jaunts along the Camino at a fierce pace.  So much, in fact, that I started to call him "Kanga Joe," after his native kangaroo.  I kept up with him one day on the meseta, the plains that occupy the middle third of the Camino, and just about broke myself.  Out of necessity, I urged him to push on the next day,  and I would meet him at the next town.  Joe and I talked over lunch about Boston, and his views were surprisingly pro-American with respect to foreign policy.  He believed, like his parents, that America is a source for liberty, a necessary counterbalance to the forces of religious extremism, albeit very imperfect.  There's no one that can deny our shortcomings and gross misgivings as a nation, but I too believe this.

Joe also knew that after my climb up to the Iron Cross, outside of Foncebadon, that a Spanish man named Raphael had seen me and described me as climbing like a perro, or dog.  I use my walking poles as third and fourth legs, and with all my might fly up ascents.  I get a great thrill from the climb. And my heart pulsing in my chest was such a beautiful and tangible sign of my own humanity, a graspable feeling of being alive.  So with that knowledge, we talked about the climb that now had come upon us: O Cebreiro was five kilometers away, all straight up.  I was chomping at the bit for it.

"This one's for my running friends, Joe.  I'm not playing around.  I'm putting on music, and getting the hell up there, if I have to crawl."

"I have no doubt in my mind you will get there, John.  What a fitting tribute."

I joked about playing AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" as my unofficial O Cebreiro climbing music, and the Canadians pointed out that they had seen me use my walking poles as drum sticks on the Camino, rocking out to music with them, using the pathway as my own drum set.  I felt the rush of adrenaline as I put my rucksack on.  

Joe, the Canadians, and I all left together, and as soon as the gradient began to rise, I bid them farewell.  I hit play on my iPod, and Angus Young's tapping riff blared in my ears.  "Thunder. Thunder. Thunder." Let's do this!! 

The climb is broken into three sections, with two towns providing temporary relief as you ascend.  Each town had a bar and at least one place to sleep should you decide you were not cut out for the whole climb.  The first two kilometers were by far the worst.  I would climb about ten meters and have to pause to catch my breath.  It was about 85 degrees, humid, and I was sweating profusely.  The path was all loose stone, so every placement of my walking poles, something I relied on for quick and efficient ascent, was shifty and imperfect.  This meant the work was predominantly done by my legs, with little aid of my upper body.  I was gassed as I entered the first town, about 40 minutes later. I took a shirt out of my rucksack, wet it with water, and draped it over my head, then held it in place with my ball cap.  A bottle of water later, I set out again for the second leg.

The next 1.5 kilometers were steep and unrelenting, and I began to wonder if I would ever get to the top.  As a runner, I have learned to not lock sight on the finish line, since my body almost hyperventilates in excitement at seeing the end.  It makes the end much harder, and it's almost painful. For me, I had to stop looking at the end of each switchback and seeing that it just led to another painful switchback.  That's how one's spirit breaks, how one doesn't make it up the mountain.  No, you put your head down, you think of the friends who ran yesterday in Boston, you think of those who will run in Boston next year, you think of those who will never run in Boston but will run elsewhere. You think of how they all cheered you on, made you feel welcome, made you realize 13.1 miles was a great accomplishment, even in the wake of their own 26.2 miles. And after twenty more minutes of pain, you see the next town, this one more equipped for the road weary pilgrim.

I stop for about thirty minutes, enjoy a ice cold coke, and two bottles of water.  I take my shoes off, let the sweat dry off of them, and pose for a photo so I can remember how ridiculous my shirt draped over my head looks.  I then prepped for the last bit, put my shoes on, and bounded out the door of the bar into the Galician afternoon.  I turned to my left, and there Aussie Joe came up the last hill into town, completely soaked in sweat, his teeth grinding as he pushed himself.  We smiled and checked in with each other.  "See you at the top, Joe!!!" I said as I turned and set off. 

To my delight, the last two kilometers into O Cebreiro were nothing of the first 3.5 km.  In fact, by Camino standards, they were quite pleasant.  The paths were dirt, not loose stone, wide, and full of wild herbs and beautiful native flowers of purple, orange, and white.  The views were glorious, and only growing more magnificent as I rounded every corner.  I was feeling strong, motivated, and had an indelible smile on my face.  Like the last mile of my half marathon, this last climb was celebratory, the culmination of all the mental and physicial preparation put in the weeks and months prior.  Not unlike the final stage of the Tour de France, when the riders coast into Paris at a leisurely pace, all of them welcomed as champions. 

I could see the town walls coming up, and I was unsure if I had really reached the top.  I saw a motorway, and a coach parked to the left where folks had gotten out to take photos.  This was common on the Camino, as retirees would hop buses to the "big spots" that we all were walking to.  I didn't see anyone around though, and no markers telling me where I was.  I just knew that the view was unlike anything I've ever seen: so much free beauty, so much life laid out in every direction.  I walked to my left, and saw a cross positioned next to the motorway, and next to it was a middle aged man with scruffy hair writing in a journal as he sat.  I interrupted him as only an American could, and said "Pardon....[pointing to the ground]... O Cebreiro?"  He looked up and said "Si."

"WOOOOO!!!!" I screamed.  I was here, friends.  This was for you.  For all of you.  I took off my rucksack, my hat, my shirt off my head, and knelt at the cross.  Thank you, Great Architect, for everything.  For all this beauty, for my life, for everything I can touch, feel, and smell.  For everything I know, and for all the love in my heart and in the hearts of everyone on this earth.  Thank you for the promise of health, the knowledge that by stressing our bodies and pushing ourselves, we can actualize our best selves.  I vowed at that moment to be a instrument of change in this world, to work to educate children, to get to work on it as soon as I get back.  

I also decided that next year I would run a marathon.

After checking into the hostel and showering, I went into town to find Aussie Joe finally arriving into O Cebreiro.  He outstretched his arms from a distance, and shouted "JOHN! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!" When we met we embraced and laughed. 

"That was insane Joe!" 

"Yes it was! Well done, John! Good on ya!"

Like the running culture, we pilgrims were accepting, welcoming, and enthusiastic.  And the rallying cry of "O Cebreiro" will now and forever be a source of immense personal motivation.  I use it when I feel like I can't go on, when I don't think there's anything left in me to finish something, when I think people are incapable of doing good or helping others.  I use it as motivation when I run races.

Four weeks later, with the help of my new rallying cry, I beat my first half marathon time in Buffalo by over 16 minutes.  I repeated "O Cebreiro, O Cebreiro, O Cebreiro" over and over as I approached the finish.  And it will be my cry as I complete mile 26 and beyond in May of next year.

Margarita and My Wrath

I am obese. Like anyone recovering or recovered from an addiction, I will always consider myself afflicted by that which has the power to consume me.  It pervades every aspect of myself, informing my social confidences, my choice of clothing, my career aspirations, my humor, my choice of friends and partners, and my construction of logic.  My mental projection of what others see, for a split second, is always a rotund, sweaty, greasy man, bloated cheeks, double neck, large sausage fingers, and clothing that routinely compensates or attempts to hide the world of hurt underneath.

Medically speaking, I'm still very much obese, just not as morbidly obese as I once was.  I've spent the latter part of 18 months trying to remedy that, by running and eating right - most of the time.  The challenging part of my outward changes were that I still always feel like that fat man: 317.5 pounds of excess, of reckless living.

So when Margarita told Peter that she thinks I eat too much chocolate, in Spanish, and he translated it for me, I felt like I had just been outed. And mercilessly punched in the gut. A light conversation on the loss of weight from the Camino as a result of 15 miles of hiking everyday, brought on by us jumping on a scale at the pharmacy, now seemingly got hijacked by this woman's desire to put me down or point out a flaw.  She saw I was the fat one on the trip.  It was too late.  No one else had mentioned my size, and in fact when I told of my weight loss journey, I reaped the benefits of the pilgrim praise, the promise that my story would motivate them upon returning home, and the keen belief that my vacation in Spain could be spent enjoying foods I otherwise avoided, such as beer, heavy breakfasts, and, of course, chocolate.  Spurred on by the understanding that as a distance runner, one needs to replenish his glucose stores after a workout to avoid crashing - feeling overly drowsy and lethargic - I felt it best to keep my sugar level stable by eating a chocolate bar a day, or almost everyday.

The bars would be whatever I saw, and they always tasted great. They never got old, and in fact, eating them was devoid of any fat man guilt.  I knew I was climbing mountains everyday, knew that no matter how much I consumed on my trip afterwards, I couldn't possibly make up the calories I burned on my trip each day.  The bars would vary in size, depending on how naughty or in need of a reward I felt, but they were always in my rucksack.

So I stood in the square, with my Camino family, as the mid-afternoon sun scorched us.  We were now restocked on medical supplies; I had my tape, Peter his ibuprofen, Pedro and Manuel their prescriptions.  We had just stood on a scale, and joked at how much weight we had lost.  I was down about 7 kg since I left America, or about 15 pounds.  In about 3 weeks.

Margarita motioned for me to spin as Peter told her about my weight loss in Spanish, and she raised a single finger, seemingly to object to his words, and they conversed for a brief time.  She then nodded her head, then bowed it, as if she was content in keeping her words to herself.  It was then that I asked Peter what she said.

I was stunned, and did my best to move past it.  In fact, it was not a factor at our family meal, which was quite memorable.

But the fat man feelings, like they always do, creep in when we are most vulnerable for them.  For me, it was when I was finally alone, in my bed, and the next morning, when I set out alone before sunrise to the next town. I was ashamed of myself, of all the potential lost weight I could have experienced had I not partook in my sweet treats.  Seven kilograms could have been ten, or more.  My desire to be skinny, which comes from the source of who I am, could finally be realized, if only I had displayed even a modicum of will power.  Why even come on this trip if you're just going to live lavishly, I asked.  Why are you here?

This crushing pity party and guilt fest quickly turned to anger.  You see, there's no greater situation for a man upset at his own decisions than having a scapegoat on whom you can deflect, demonize, and scorn.  And deflect, demonize, and scorn I did.  Margarita.

I walked alone, very, very angry, at this slender Spanish woman.  Righteous thoughts entered my mind, like how un-Atticus-Finch of her to assume I had an eating problem.  She knew nothing of my personal journey, the half marathon, the 450+ miles I've logged in the last 7 months running, the days spent logging calories, spent walking for 5 or more hours. She knew nothing of the internal mental constructs I had built as a defense of the fat man feelings.  She knew none of this, and judged my book without reading my pages.  And she crushed me.  

That day, I walked about 30 km in beautiful weather, with no other goal in sight than to find her again, use my translation feature on my phone, and tell her in her own tongue that 15 months ago I weighed 80 pounds more, that I still had a ways to go, and she owed me an apology for rushing to judge me.  I wanted my pound of flesh for her words, for her failure to keep her comments to herself. Moreover, I ditched the chocolate in my bag, and had daydreams of triumphantly proclaiming to her when I saw her: "Guess what, Margarita?! I didn't eat any fucking CHOCOLATE today!!" 

I marched up mountains, past group after group of pilgrims, and said nothing to them.  This is a very un-pilgrim-like practice, as we pass each other often and are expected to wish one another a happy trip, or a good day.  It is one of the most beautiful parts of the whole walk, that constant experience of positivity.  

Not today, I intended to get to my next destination first, to feel accomplished, and wait for that smug Spanish woman to walk into the square, so she could feel my wrath.  Needless to say, I was seething.

I sat in a cafe, one of the only places open during Spanish siesta, well off the main square, and drank a gin and tonic, ate lunch, and watched mindless Spanish television.  I was zoning out between feelings of extreme guilt and anger, each feeding off the other, a shame spiral I haven't experienced in some time.

Then a hand on my shoulder.  I turn.  It's her.  Of all the gin joints in all the world...

She motions if she can sit down, and I immediately feel I am sitting with my doctor, nurse, or teacher.  She knew the real me, the fat man, and I somehow felt I needed to answer to her.

She began to speak in Spanish, and was motioning out the door, to the left.  I recognized "familia de Camino" and "Pedro" and "Manuel."  I got out my translation function on my phone, and began to feverishly type.  Here we go.  "Una momento," I said in terrible Spanish.

It was then she placed her hand on my hand, covering the phone, causing me to look up. "Vamos! Vamos!" She said, and I understood.  We go, come on.

I walk out into the Spanish heat, and there in the square, a mirror image of yesterday: my international friends, my Camino family, all seated around the statue in the square, taking a long respite after a strenuous days walk.  Margarita placed her hand on the small of my lower back, and gently motioned for me to join them.

I was greeted with a prodigal son's welcome, hugs, kisses, and smiles as if I had been gone for months.  The Spanish pilgrims began speaking to Peter, so he could translate for me. 

"They want to know why you went off by yourself today.  They were worried," Peter said.  "We were at breakfast, and Pedro talked about us all as the Camino Family, and then it got quiet."  This line of talk did nothing to calm my feelings of shame.

"And then Margarita said that we were missing one of our family - you."

My heart welled up, and for some reason, I still felt the need for last ditch effort at my ego.  "Well, Peter you can tell Margarita that I didn't eat any chocolate today."

He looked at me funny, and didn't bother to translate it for her. "She didn't mean it like that, John.  She said she thought you would have lost like double what you have if you were not eating so much chocolate."

"Then why did you say that she said I ate too much of it?!" I quipped.

"Because I was feeling rushed in our conversation.  I'm sorry.  Anyways, I hope you will join us for dinner, we've found a place that looks great."

I didn't know what to say or feel.  All that negative energy, all that anger and frustration, a construction of my own insecurity, a byproduct of my own feelings of unworthiness.  I wasted an entire day in paradise, missed chances to connect with others, with the earth, with God.  For nothing.  And now, when I think back, it was a powerful lesson on the rush to judgement.  I had been guilty of the same crime I had accused Margarita of committing to me.  Yet it was I that worked hard to destroy myself, and then tried to destroy someone else.  

May 25th, 2014.

Twenty-Six point Two miles

With my Closest Friends